With the imminent destruction of his home planet, the Being (Neil Breen) seeks to preserve his race by sending his infant son to Earth. The child's spacecraft lands at the farm of Father (Maynard Mahler) and Mother (Rose Mahler) Brand, who name him Aaron and raise him as their own son. Though his extraordinary abilities have led to the adult Aaron (Neil Breen) living on the fringe of society, he finds he must become a hero to save those he loves from a dire threat -- the corrupt United States government.
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It's been nearly two years since Superbreen's (Neil Breen) colossal battle with Cool Cat devastated the city of Las Vegas. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including martial artist-billionaire Jack (Len Kabasinski). Convinced that Superbreen is now a threat to humanity, Kabman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) launches his own crusade against the Real Human Breen.
Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superbreen's (Neil Breen) selfless act, Jack (Len Kabasinski) enlists newfound ally Chloe Parish (McKenzie Grimmet) to face an even greater threat. Together, Kabman and AIDS Girl work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes -- Kabman, AIDS Girl, Samurai Cop (Matt Hannon), Black Cougar (Lenny DiSalvatore) and the Hack (Max Landis) -- it may be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.
Figuring they're all expendable, Space Cop (Rich Evans) decides to assemble a team of dangerous, incarcerated supercriminals for a top-secret mission. Now armed with government weapons, Horse Ninja (Jack Packard), the ghost of Harry S. Plinkett (Rich Evans), Future Future Jay (Jay Bauman), Future Future Mike (Mike Stoklasa), and [frick]-Bot 5000 (Jack Packard) must learn to work together. Dubbed the Hack Fraud Squad, the criminals unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity calling itself Cathy (Randi Allen), who threatens to curse the entire world with an ancient evil.
After being broken out of prison by Derek Washington (Ron Hall), the villainous Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) uses the power of the Mother Boxes to capture Earth’s hackiest frauds and pit them against one another in gladiatorial combat, with each fighter selected by spinning the Wheel of the Worst. Desperate to escape, our heroes break off into two opposing camps, each hoping to make it out of the Wheel before the other. Meanwhile, Space Cop (Rich Evans), Future Future Mike (Mike Stoklasa), and Future Future Jay (Jay Bauman) go on an intergalactic adventure in search of the Nostalgia Critic (Doug Walker), whose feud with Johnny and own quest for a magical gauntlet may threaten the trio’s chance to take the villain down, and endanger the entire universe!
Cast Len Kabasinski as Jack/Kabman Neil Breen as Aaron Brand/Superbreen Tommy Wiseau as Johnny Rich Evans as Space Cop, Harry S. Plinkett, Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum McKenzie Grimmet as Chloe Parish/AIDS Girl Max Landis as Larry Allen/Hack Jay Bauman as Future Future Jay Mike Stoklasa as Future Future Mike, Scientist Man Ron Hall as Derek Washington Lenny DiSalvatore as Silvio DeSall/Black Cougar Matt Hannon as Joe Marshall/Samurai Cop Jack Packard as Horse Ninja Colin Cunningham as the voice of Porg Malcolm Ray as Malcolm Tamara Chambers as Tamara Jennifer Autrey as Leah Additionally, Jordan Lawson, Derek Savage, and Michael Bole have cameo appearances as Bulk, Cool Cat, and Aurelius, respectively. They appear when Johnny uses the Mother Boxes to revive some of the BotW's past enemies, in an effort to keep them from getting to him. Greg Sestero and Philip Haldiman have cameos in a mid-credits scene as Mark and Denny, respectively. Mark is sitting in the coffee shop he and Johnny used to frequent, wearing an outfit reminiscent of a noir detective's. He reads a news article about Lisa's disappearance. Knowing it to be of Johnny's doing, he steps outside and into his car, where Denny waits in the passenger's seat, and drives off. New Films Incorporated: Kickassia, Suburban Knights, To Boldly Flee, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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